zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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lusilly:

How come when Batman sits in front of a computer for 8 hours at a time he’s “crime-fighting” but when I do it I’m “lazy”

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Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

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impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

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  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid:Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult:YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
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urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

#ModernProblems

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